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With the Vita's touchscreen the whole thing would be a much more compelling mini game.

Just think. Someone got paid to have the idea to include that arrow. And then several people were paid to implement it.

Diablo III deserves to be on this list despite being released in 2012 because I don't think you made this list last year and I'm still bitter.

Correction: Disney Kills Amazing iron man Suits.

But yeah, I agree with other commenters that it was pretty dense to expect MarDisney not to defend their hottest IP.

Further research material: Minimalist Techno. You're welcome, internet.

Buhbye youtube!

I'm the guy who understands how the Fair Use section of the copyright law works.

Which one are YOU?

Me too bro. I had arcade fight sticks for mine and everything. And shitty 16 year old me thought I didn't need it any more because my playstation 1 was "better."

I sold two dozen of the best games ever made (including the entire squaresoft library, each cart now being worth more than what I got for the entire package),…

I agree with you SO much right now.

You're thinking of absurdism with your last line: The art of making people go "wtf?" and then tricking them into finding meaning where you deliberately put none.

Actually, it's a technical art term. This is most certainty within the boundaries of the definition.

Read this to learn more! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minimalis…

Either way, it'll happen eventually, because this shit is monkey bannanas.

I was actually just being sarcastic for the funny line.

I don't think that he's LITERALLY never played a game. My true opinion matches other posters here: That a guy like that really doesn't spend much time AT HOME playing games so probably wouldn't have used the console at all even if he had it.
I'm sure that he…

I buy it, because I've longed suspected that Jack has never actually PLAYED a real video game.

Good game, but it just made me want to boot up super metroid on a legacy system of choice. Bastion felt new. (Not arguing, but I'd honestly weighed the choice between the two before posting, so figured the thought that had tipped me over was relevant.)

The blue bus is my favorite part. I can hear the guy's inner thoughts. "Nope. Nope, nope, nope. I don't see a DAMN thing. I'm getting too old for THIS shit." etc

Replace Brothers with Bastion and you'd have my list. And that's a decision based entirely on my not having much use for odd control schemes.

What about my unhealthy addiction to overspending on back issues of classic comic books, huh? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME, MAN?

HOT TIPS: Squaresoft is selling Final Fantasy: Realm Reborn for half price all weekend.