Counterpoint: you are a moron 

You know, there are two paths you can take when seeing someone living in better working conditions.

Lick those boots

This is exactly how I feel about Madden. I'd love the game except that feel they have to fit it into the football structure. It's a bummer they have to ruin Madden by making it a football game.

We’re still deriding Switch Online vs Virtual Console, but that doesn’t mean we don’t want it to be better than it is.

If only there was a solution!

I’m pretty the fact that people are nicknaming this “Switch Pro” indicates that they don’t actually think it’s the next gen system. We’re several years off of that.

I could see that. I remember when the “New 3DS” came out there was talk about games that could only be played on it. The only one I remember that required the “New 3DS” was the remake of Xenoblade Chronicles.

They worked SO HARD though!! One guy had to take a call when he was at his summer home in Fiji at 4 in the afternoon, when any reasonable person would already be relaxing next to their infinity pool. The butler had to bring him an extra martini, he was so stressed!

Bonuses shouldn’t be tied to review scores; but “half (the bonus fund) going to employees and half going to the board” is pretty horrible.

You’re definitely being weird and it’s not the first, fifth, or twentieth time on your part. If I see a post my you good odds are it’s being weird.

Do you uh, even know what Clickbait is?

Always wild to me that people come to this BLOG and expect every story to be groundbreaking content about EA making a dinosaur game or something. This is an interesting tidbit and completely within the usual wheelhouse.

Hey have you thought about relaxing and not being weird about video games online?

Exactly. Sometimes you want just a little bit of white nationalism, as a treat.

> “But people are curious what it’s like to be in combat. It’s the same reason people play survival horror games—being in a situation that is beyond what we have in our normal lives.”

This type of game has always had a market. I mean, Call of Duty has been peddling xenophobic power fantasies for the last 10 years while making billions. They just had the common sense to veil it behind fictional names.

I think the scarier thing is that this game has a market, not that it was made.

How is this a niche product? It’s a spinoff of one of their biggest franchises, and it doesn’t seem like they’re releasing a limited product.