If I can't benefit off it, my opponents sure as hell won't.

Cecil-style, yesh!

"I've never even thought of a game system performing national defense tasks," Ko is quoted as saying. In the future, Ko says the sensor will detect heart rates and heat—which sounds like the DMZ's Kinect guard will be upgraded to the Xbox One version.

So... a Smart Fortwo?

Is this a kid Christian Bale?

The legacy that this game will leave behind is that we must take the title message literally, I guess?

When I was a kid, I might have enjoyed SMW or DK. Now, not so much. I don't mind games being colorful a la Legend of Zelda, but I'm looking for something a bit more... emotion-inducing. Oh no, the princess got kidnapped again... again... In Ace Combat 5, when one of the lead characters dies, I shed tears of sadness…

You made me crack a smile. You win. Also, I just lost the game.

Sarif Industries deco.

I keep pretending it's a Deus Ex console. Hue.

Remember how last time I said this reminded me of Deus Ex Human Revolution?

The most recent game, "Mariokart," features races between Mario and his evil brother, "Luigi," on a total of 24 Formula 1-style racing circuits. The design work for the Mariokart game software was only completed at the end of July, less than a month before the game was scheduled to make its market debut. Ten designers…

I have no next gen consoles. The last console I purchased was a Wii. A console has to earn its way into my living room. My PS2 did. My N64 did. My Wii sort of petered out.

I love Zelda games and RPGs. I enjoyed SNES Mario a lot, but for me, platformers seem dated, and it almost seems like each new Mario is more like a party game for people who have friends who want to come over and play in order to enjoy it.

This could do it if it succeeded.

I don't know what it would take to convince me to buy a Wii U. Bravely Default, from Kotaku's articles alone, would make me want to buy a 3DS. Same with OoT which I never beat on my N64. And Star Fox.

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