Compass
Compass
Compass

Mind. Blown.

If you want to be a bandit, be my guest. I, on the other hand, will be running a PMC attempting to keep order through taxation.

Well, I'm sure if the game was actually called Jump on Mushrooms and Turtles, people wouldn't like it as much.

If you think about it, a game about crushing candy, much less a saga about it, sounds PRETTY DUMB.

Or we can go for Gyrados!

Miso ramen ice cream.

I played this on Wii. And I was good at it. That being said, didn't the PC version use arrow keys to aim? If there's no mouse aim, I will punch my head against a wall.

In our Rust server, every time I've walked across someone, I've offered them chicken. Plain old cooked chicken. If I have spare clothes, I give them spare clothes. I'm not giving them a weapon unless it's like a pickaxe, though. I don't want to get shot in the back unless I'm sure I'm not going to get ganked.

Korean seaweed (nori) flavor.

Sega would like to have a word with you.

Now playing

(not shown, me crashing 20 times into the streets of DC)

I see a Pokeball. It is a Pokeball, right? <_<

THIS. So much this! (What is this again? Card game?)

Yes, all of my this.

It's a small child kneeling to take a shot.

The Lunar Landing.

Amazon has quite the selection of Jack Link's Beef Jerky on sale. It's not a Slim Jim, but we suggest you step into it anyway.

With that color scheme, it could pass for a Deus Ex HR controller. I like it!