Filbert and 22nd is “only” 31.5% , Baxster is 32%.

Something I’ve learned off-roading: a head-on video never looks as steep as the real thing.

Can the Onion be considered journalism though? I would see it more in line with a comedy sketch using current events as it’s base, so it would have to fall in line with the writers guild, not journalism.

Now mold them together as though they were passionately French kissing and you have the perfect artistic representation of Cristiano Ronaldo

Still doesn’t look like him, but it looks more trendy human and less Gary Busey. I guess that’s an improvement.

100 bucks for a lunch box!?

100 bucks for a lunch box!?

He’ll always be Dennis from Head of the Class to me.

Topologically speaking, a straw is a coffee cup.

I said it in another response, but let me ask you this: Tim Cook’s total comp was right around $100 million last year. Do you honestly think he brings more value than their best executive with a $2 million dollar raise to become CEO + 490 new hires making $200k/year would? If the answer is yes, then there’s no point…

The reasons I’m not CEO are numerous, not the least of which being that I spend time in comment sections arguing with people carrying water for a system that fucks them - and, essentially, the entirety of the country - over while enriching the very few.

Well Yeah, Marc’s a total merde stupide

If you could only play commercial jingles while getting it on, what would be your go-to to create the sexiest vibes?

Business writing/”journalism” is even worse than the reporters covering the goings-on in DC. They can’t risk hurting the fee-fees of the various companies because then they might lose access. This leads to softball interviews and on-screen fellation of CEOs and the like. Politicians eventually have to talk to the…

From time to time you’ll see articles from the major media outlets that contextualize news about specific businesses in terms of the broader economy or its human impact. This is not the vast majority of business writing, most of which extrapolates trends from tiny amounts of short-term data (*cough* Jim Cramer) and…

I don’t get how you can praise co-op structures for empowering small business owners in one sentence while shitting on them for exercising this power in the rest of the article.

Publix does that to keep the firm employee-owned, and it could be done with some creative by-laws. Make it so the governing council is elected and can control the company’s assets and revenue, but they can’t actually sell voting rights or a share of control over the co-op - the only way to acquire voting rights is by…

Ace Hardware is still a co-op, too.

This is the member retailers selling off the cooperative in exchange for a big cash payment, but since they’re voting to do it . . eh, what can you do?

Also, why the hell can’t he just put the beer down and keep making out with her? If they were going to have sex he would have had to put the beer down eventually. How did he even turn that into an argument?

It would seem to mean that you could pitch a perfect game and still lose. Runner on second, advances to third and home via fly ball outs, third out recorded, boom, you lose a perfect game 1-0.