I’m shocked he was able to beat out the other top candidates: guy encouraging his kid to hand feed wildlife, guy climbing over “stay on trail” sign to get a better selfie, and guy immortalizing two week old relationship with shitty tree carving.

Bills fans celebrated their team’s (short-lived) playoff run by traveling to Jacksonville in droves, laying waste to any table-like structure in their path, reportedly starting a garbage fire,

Right? Why is this video a thing?

“Video of Courtney Roland inside ambulance shortly after she was found in Galleria.”

To be honest the NBA could take some lessons from soccer when dealing with in-game injuries

In the EPL, the refs immediately stop play when someone goes down holding their head, which did not happen here, and honestly should have. Blake was quite possibly having a damn seizure while they were playing out a relatively…

Maybe if you killed the fan, heated the engine up really good, then blasted the hot air... but even that, it’s just not nearly as shocking as hot water.

The water isn’t boiling, there is no water vapor coming off it, the water isn’t even hot.

Hot/boiling water freezes faster than cold water, too

I’d be more embarrassed to claim that the comment was an attempt at a joke in response to the article than to admit to not having read the article before commenting - in part because of how unconvincing a defense it is.

And now I’ve seen a bone popped back into place on live television (44s mark).

Because you are superhuman and not prone to mistakes? I guess enjoy your Darwin award...

Are they? Any math to back that up? Because this seems the same as a bad beat in poker to me. Being skilled at the game matters and can get you far consistently, but every now and then RNG will hand you a bad beat.

To be clear, the Sounders themselves don’t use #EBFG, just the supporters groups. They view it as defending “their” thing, even if though some random dude invented #EBFG, who told the brewery he’s totally cool with it, and they just started using it.

What an idiot. He really should call himself the Starfish; those motherfuckers can regenerate anything. Personally, I call myself the “Chocolate Starfish.”, don’t know why that gets a laugh so often when I say it.

This is actually the thing that offends me most. That the people and their contribution that he was SUPPOSED to be honoring weren’t apparently important enough for him to restrain himself from some tired political point-scoring for all of thirty minutes. That’s how special you are to him, guys.

Show us the chair, man.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

this is a very good take [no, seriously, great point]

Intentional strikeout question. What about this scenario? Your team is comfortably ahead, it starts to rain hard and it’s only going to get worse. You want to get to an official complete game before the game is cancelled for weather.