What an idiot. He really should call himself the Starfish; those motherfuckers can regenerate anything. Personally, I call myself the “Chocolate Starfish.”, don’t know why that gets a laugh so often when I say it.

This is actually the thing that offends me most. That the people and their contribution that he was SUPPOSED to be honoring weren’t apparently important enough for him to restrain himself from some tired political point-scoring for all of thirty minutes. That’s how special you are to him, guys.

Show us the chair, man.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

this is a very good take [no, seriously, great point]

Intentional strikeout question. What about this scenario? Your team is comfortably ahead, it starts to rain hard and it’s only going to get worse. You want to get to an official complete game before the game is cancelled for weather.

You, my friend, are stupid, rich, or stupid and rich. Whichever it is, I envy you.

Always drive clock truthers.

Chicago’s guns laws have been almost entirely reversed, watered-down, or eradicated since 2010. Get a new strawman guys.

Actual gun free zones like England and Australia. Chicago is surrounded by states where anyone can buy a gun and drive back into Chicago with it. Federal gun laws are the only answer but it’s been obvious that that will never happen ever since Sandy Hook. Apparently America has no problem with the mass murder of…

This is a false narrative, when there gun control measures in place in Chicago, THERE WERE NOT GUN CONTROL MEASURES IN PLACE JUST OUTSIDE CHICAGO CITY LIMITS and in neighboring states, including Indiana which is a gun free for all.

Chicago has had concealed carry for years now.

Or, you know, just drink water. You don’t deplete your electrolytes after one damn workout, and replenishing them is a simple matter of maintaining a normal, healthy diet.

Spalding! I’m sorry, come back!!

It’s been a while since we’ve seen him so fired up!

Not really surprised he did well, if you can play Magic well Hearthstone is not that much of a stretch. Its mechanics are a bit different but I feel the game is easier to play than Magic.

The volvo’s screen wouldn’t turn on. No climate controls buddy.

It’s not so much about branding (though some of it is) as much as sweetness. That’s why Pepsi did it in the first place. The Pepsi marketing guys figured out that it tastes a little sweeter in small amounts, so people will like it more if given just a sip. You can basically flip flop the results if you have people…

Beer pong Kobe would psychologically destroy you, his partner, if you weren’t making your shots. You’d piss yourself before the game was halfway over.