And how exactly do we enforce these sanctions? Armed rebellion?

FAU needs to be written out the first time in the article. Had no idea what school that was.

This is fantastic.

Ken might be too entertaining to host Jeopardy. I think you want someone more self-serious.

Wow, didn’t realize that someone living in his mom’s basement and working for Reddit broke this international sports story! Or maybe Reddit did no actual work and just posted a link there, like Deadspin is doing, huh?

That actually looks like it would be a decent throwing mechanic if you’re totally unskilled at a normal football throw, and you only need to make it go 5 yards. Unfortunately, he was totally unskilled at that type of throw as well.

This guy saw a reporter in the movies and thought that’s how it works in real life.

This isn’t a class. We’re not in a formal debate. I’m not writing a research paper. It’s not my job to hand it to you on a silver platter. You’re just choosing to be willfully ignorant because you’re lazy or because you oppose diversity politically. I’ve actually read up on the research for college courses,…

“because reasons”

There’s lots of scientific research showing the benefits of diversity, if you bothered to educate yourself.

Is Pagano not in charge of his own team? He acts like he’s trying to convince someone to call more rushing plays, but if he wants more rushes, he can just call them himself or command his coordinator to.

I don’t think Thiel has anything to do with Paypal anymore. I mean, he probably still owns some stock (and he only owned 3% of the shares when Ebay bought it), but he presumably also owns stock in thousands of companies.

Not to mention that Lebron is most distinct player in the NBA right now. He’s not just unique among contemporaries, he’s unique in basketball history.

Of course, it’s for people with small penises who want to make them feel bigger.

Adjusted Net Yards / Pass Attempt

I don’t think John Wall has ever been that great. For some reason, the basketball blog/analyst community decided that he was breaking out in 2013-14, when he made his first all-star game and the Wizards won a playoff series. But he really wasn’t any better than he had been in the couple seasons before that, and he…

Fuck guns. Save yourself several thousand dollars (and maybe your life too) and just take out your aggression at a driving range or a batting cage.

Does FOIA apply to independent contractors working for the government? This seems like a similar situation. They’re not being paid by the government but they are authorized to do work by and in the name of the government.

Yeah they’re totally going to nail her for her A-graded charitable foundation. Meanwhile half the country voted for Trump, whose foundation was entirely created to redirect funds to himself. Which his tax returns would have provided even more evidence of...

I like scrolling through friends of friends or strangers’ Facebook photos in search of that photo in the bikini from the beach 5 years ago. (For some reason all bikini photos are from 5 years ago, no matter who it is our when you look.) Not always successful but the thrill of the hunt is fun.