Counterpoint - function aside, pants with belt loops look terrible without a belt. These aren’t tailored tuxedo pants that come with no loops.

He and his urinal neighbor are both belt-less with jeans, wtf.

This was back during a time when so many Bostonians complained about being the most beleaguered fans, ignoring the fact that BOTH Chicago teams had longer WS droughts than the Red Sox.

The Cubs just have a lot more fans period, so they have more fans of every “type.” The loud annoying ones will always be the most apparent - of any fandom.

Hockey’s weird right? Like you’d expect to hold it with the same handedness you swing a golf club, but don’t most pros use their dominant hand to control the top of the stick?

I’d pay a million dollars to be that vital at age 90.

He led the league in WAR despite missing like 1/3 of the season.

His fingers were definitely over the plate but it looked a bit like they were raised.

It’s not entirely clear his fingers were actually touching the plate. If you want to blame someone, blame the ump whose initial call holds more weight.

Not necessarily *choking*, but the food most likely to get lodged in the back of your throat and cause a 10-minute coughing fit is: Triscuits.

Your “let alone” usage is backwards :)

Does Arby’s still make the Market Fresh sandwiches? The ones that are basically jewish deli type sandwiches, like a reuben on marble rye and such. I always had good experiences with those when I lived near an Abry’s. And their chicken sandwich used to be way better than other fast food chicken sandwiches, in that…

Only Bills fans would complain about the people keeping their city’s shitty economy alive.

If you go to Starbucks like once per year, it’s kinda hard. It’s just better not to bother wasting brain space on remembering it.

Well Cubs fans can’t stop the team from being shit because, ya know, WE aren’t part of the team.

Is this supposed to make people like the Cubs or the fans? Money doesn’t buy fandom points.

But often that hat is for sun/cold protection.

Don’t forget this:

Reddit didn’t create this content either, asshole.

“Touch! Emm! All!” is a bad home run call. “Touch ‘em all!” is fine if spoken in normal cadence. But that enunciated EMM sounds really dumb.