His fingers were definitely over the plate but it looked a bit like they were raised.

It’s not entirely clear his fingers were actually touching the plate. If you want to blame someone, blame the ump whose initial call holds more weight.

Not necessarily *choking*, but the food most likely to get lodged in the back of your throat and cause a 10-minute coughing fit is: Triscuits.

Good, stop this menace before it develops opposable thumbs and starts looking like the evolution of man drawing.

Your “let alone” usage is backwards :)

Does Arby’s still make the Market Fresh sandwiches? The ones that are basically jewish deli type sandwiches, like a reuben on marble rye and such. I always had good experiences with those when I lived near an Abry’s. And their chicken sandwich used to be way better than other fast food chicken sandwiches, in that…

Only Bills fans would complain about the people keeping their city’s shitty economy alive.

If you go to Starbucks like once per year, it’s kinda hard. It’s just better not to bother wasting brain space on remembering it.

Well Cubs fans can’t stop the team from being shit because, ya know, WE aren’t part of the team.

Is this supposed to make people like the Cubs or the fans? Money doesn’t buy fandom points.

But often that hat is for sun/cold protection.

Don’t forget this:

Reddit didn’t create this content either, asshole.

“Touch! Emm! All!” is a bad home run call. “Touch ‘em all!” is fine if spoken in normal cadence. But that enunciated EMM sounds really dumb.

It’s a fucking state school, i.e. a government institution. Good luck penalizing students for their speech without legal repercussions.

Lots of commenters here apparently don’t know this very basic baseball rule.

You are being that guy, because the fielder has to hold on to the ball.

Cigarette butt? Would be pretty easy with that much toilet paper around. (Before seeing the man purposely light it in the second video obviously).

Adventure Time episode “Dungeon Train”

Hard spots on the feet are the skin’s natural defense system. You’re supposed to have them.