JEZEBEL is a site not a writer. Writers have opinions.

Yeah, unless a comic asks you as an individual a question directly, there are 4 acceptable responses at a comedy show:
• Silence
• Laughter
• Applause
• Walking out quietly

Harm reduction is still a worthy effort.

I just imagine all these people’s final words being “Bury me with my model horsesssssssss...........”

Yeah, i wouldn’t have any idea how to join a union if it wasn’t already set up at a job i was taking. Nor any idea how to organize a workplace to unionize.

Isn’t there supposed to be a difference between a trigger “warning” and a trigger “excuse”? Like...a trigger warning is just supposed to prepare you to read disturbing content, or allow you to avoid it if it’s optional, like when reading a blog on the internet for personal entertainment. Was the concept created as a…

Don’t worry, lots of Sox fans will still call it “Cominskey”.

Hopefully The Concourse can just do all the political and news stories that Gawker used to do. Same content, just different URL.

I hate all those illegal formation rules in football. Keep the shift.

They are discreetly covering their junk, however. Some fear is a good thing.

Like okay, yeah, there’s a lot of terrible things about American consumerism and car culture. But ya gotta have some way to cross the continent of the 3rd largest country in the world, and being able to do it at 75 mph for most of the way is better than not. It’s important for the mobility of poor people too, who…

You can’t have that haircut and not be an asshole.

Men’s events are sort of a misnomer, they’re really “opens” in the sense that anyone is allowed. Women would be theoretically allowed (maybe the rules of the Olympics bars it, but in men’s sports leagues, women can play if they’re able). And people with astronomically high testosterone or whatever other physical…

How big could Shaun White’s hopes for his “band” possibly be, that he’d curate each member’s hairstyles? Like...does he think they’ll have the #1 video on TRL if they just get the right look?

She was already ahead before the dive. And the dive only helps on the very last stride. If she wasn’t already about to win, the dive wouldn’t have helped.

I used to read fine in a car as a kid, but now as an adult after 30 minutes the nausea kicks in. Although as a kid I also used to be able to ride every amusement park ride endlessly, or spin in an office chair for 15 minutes without issue.

It’s a popular “argument” by these people. What I want ask is...how exactly would YOU assemble a 7-foot long femur, huge rib bones, vertebrae the size of a person, etc? If it’s not a dinosaur then it’s a...mammal twice the size of a wooly mammoth with a 20 foot long tail? Or they would just assemble the bones in a…

Night Owls would be better than Night Hawks.

Everyone knows this context already.

Counterpoint: I just watched an olympic sabre video, and while the points end quicker (there was less of the cautious dancing about), it’s still just as dumb and boring as epee.