Stuff already exists that eats food waste and turns it into a useful resource: bacteria decompose organic garbage and we capture the methane to convert into electricity. It’s not a magic cure-all, but it works a lot better than trying to feed it to crickets.

Also, the Titanic sinking was 4 years away, the Model T began production that week, women couldn’t vote, and the US only had 46 states.

Future “disgusting baseball chin” honoree.

I’d be nice for Kotaku to avoid the lame “breaking news” as part of their core objectives, but these games are largely released by publicly traded corporations, and things affecting their business is newsworthy. So somebody out there is still going to report on it and be open to death threats.

Which is why attaching your identity to something outside of yourself, especially large organizations (or states or countries) is a folly. A granfalloon.

But everyone at these parties is actually *watching it on TV*, including commercials, right? Or do they get just the game feed with the still photo screen during the breaks?

So it was drilled into you...meaning YOU are the one blaming others for the way you are. Hypocritical much?

There are wide WIDE ranges of time periods where adolescent psychological development takes place. You were there by 18, great, others take a few more years, and some people never take the final step at all. This is not “blaming others” so much as it is that we’re all a product of our genetics and random physiology…

And of course the pedant’s email is full of errors itself.

“Has my soul splintered into a thousand shards and scattered to the winds?”

“There Is Now An Ice Cream Bar That Cures Hangovers”

I think I’ll spend my time on other endeavors than practicing for a barfight I will probably never be in.

I’d recommend to start taking your pants off and screaming as loud and high pitched as possible. They won’t wanna fight you.

This is dumb; no one who’s never been in a fight will be able to process all this in real time.

^ All the stars.

“Gymkata!”

Dennis Christopher is the only cycling star worth cheering, from a moral standpoint.

I’m sure he’s drying his tears with $1000 bills.

A solved game with enough permutations can still be fun. Checkers is solved. Chess will probably be solved someday.

Note that the stats in this article are from before this debacle: http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/what-can…