There’s no way some asshole fan behind the dugout doesn’t yell it at him. Of course he may not hear it or just think it’s stupid trash talk.

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Nah, the player you’re referring to (a white guy but who isn’t the kicker) just got blocked and then dove after the ball carrier, but it was too late and ended up diving behind him.

Huh? It’s not like advanced stats say they’re not good. By Pythagorean record they were the 6th best in the regular season. By team total WAR they were 8th best. Maybe they outperformed the advanced stats by a few wins via luck, or via managing, or via clutchness, but nobody thinks they’re not good.

There’s animal and human DNA on all your plant foods as well, I’m sure.

Should have been James Adomian. Doesn’t resemble him as much physically, but has been killing it with his Bernie Sanders impression on stage and in podcasts for 6 months now.

I liked how Zombieland did this (albeit it’s more comedy than horror). He sets rules and avoids the stupid mistakes that idiots in zombie movies usually make (for the the most part).

Or even better, donate money. Donating goods to charity -in general- consumes too much resources of the workers’ time. Or are things that can’t be used and get thrown away.

Nobody is allowed to get upset about bat flips as long as wife beaters, drunk drivers, etc. continue to be tolerated in pro sports. It’s just such small potatoes. It’s manufactured outrage. It’s silly tribalism of the same sort exercised by fans who cheer for laundry.

Garden State looks pretty good in comparison to this (coincidental?) ripoff of it, no?

He swung so hard, the bat like, bounced off the dirt and back into his hands.

“Personally, I don’t think it’s fair,” said Ben Bishop, the winning goalie of the new format. “One breakaway, then another breakaway. I think the shootout, it’s fair both ways. This is going to be a little bit more of a gong show.”

Yeah it got tedious even right at the start, when they started listing every accountant that works in the office. I don’t care who the Director of Finance or the VP of Marketing and Sales is. And then Gary Bettman in the middle of it all!

These music beefs are so dumb. It’s such high school drama, or fake manufactured reality show drama. I don’t give a fuck if pop star A doesn’t like pop star B. Can’t anyone write about the art itself that they’re creating?

Can’t ESPN make a healthy profit without getting entangled in this? Like, just slap some more Budweiser and Chevy logos on everything...at least those are product placements that don’t interfere with its journalistic ethics.

I mean, while the play was technically illegal, if he lunged at the ball to try to recover it, the outcomes would be:
28%: he recovers it for a TB and the point is moot.
50%: he hits it out of bounds legally or recovers it while out of bounds for a TB and the point is moot.
20%: he does/doesn’t touch it and the lions…

Yeah with what we now know I just can’t see how people let kids with developing brains bash their heads into each other repeatedly. It’s like feeding them tiny doses of lead every day.

I think that’s true. There could be a civil claim though. With easy-to-find list of people to join in the class action.

I think he was one of the earliest stars to wear the style. Dontrelle Willis was the first player I remember noticing doing it.

I mean, “worker” isn’t wholly inaccurate. Saying it “implies wages” is a new one to me. I mean “slave worker” or “slave laborer” are commonly used terms. And they probably figured that since the first line of the caption is The Atlantic Slave Trade that it would be redundant language to use the word slave a second…