And the author didn’t confuse those two. The author didn’t even use those words. They said “who is worse” and then laid out the reasons each of them is bad. One for unethical behavior, one for incompetence, but without using those exact words. It’s right there in the quote.

He could always just create a new secret identity. Or just live in secrecy someplace. Who cares.

Um, that’s the same thing as what he wrote in the text you quoted.

And it was preceded by their praising of Babe Ruth, who was kind of a notorious asshole.

If they’re so worthless, then they shouldn’t have such a demanding work schedule. Just throw any pretty women up there and let them jump around. Then let them take the rest of the week off.

Teams currently on track to make the playoffs include:
Mets, Cubs, Pirates, Astros, and Royals. A bunch of fun typically-loser teams to root for! Which means the world series will probably be Cardinals-Yankees :(

I don’t want to tread into Pinkham’s law territory here, but the McDonald’s guy placed an order and payed for it, right? Despite a few smarmy comments I don’t know what’s wrong. And why did they fill up 100% of the grill with his order? That’s bad logistics. Use 85% of the grill on his order (which will take forever…

Looks like they ripped the tablecloth off a wedding reception table, centerpiece still attached, and wrapped it around themselves.

I don’t understand your reference.

Step One is stop thinking you need to hit on women anywhere and everywhere you might be. Trust: there’s no point in “hitting on” a woman; if a woman wants you to talk to her, she will make it very, very clear that she wants you to talk to her.

This is silly. Isn’t feminism more than just “helping out with the baby”? Is he being anti-feminist or just lazy or selfish?

Ease of user input? Similarly, most volume control knobs on stereos don’t need to be wheels. But after the digital-age trend of just having “up” and “down” volume buttons, it was found that spinning a wheel was a much easier input device than having to press “up” 13 times in a row.

And this guy could have gotten away with in perpetuity it if he just ordered a normal drink from the menu and didn’t complain about it.

Kid ends his swing with the Junior Griffey move.

I believe his charity itself was one of those athlete charities that was mismanaged, spent too much money on administrative costs, and was eventually shut down. I bet he only started it so he could hold those celebrity golf tournaments and hang out with Bill Murray.

Well, it worked.

Yeah, this is a tricky thing. I’ve tried experimenting with putting the foreskin in different positions before putting the condom on. Retracting it all the way back is the simplest, but then you have abnormal sensation vs when you masturbate and the foreskin goes up and down. If I try to put the foreskin halfway first…

His 1995 season is still arguably the best single-season QB year for the Bears. Even Jay Cutler in a passing-friendly era hasn’t matched his 29 touchdowns or 93.5 qb rating.

I’m all about the plain grey tee. White ones look good for maybe 6 months tops. Plus, a grey one you can wear to the store and not look like you went out in your underwear.

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