You forgot to mention that they have to be all-beef. I’ll buy cheap versions of anything, but the pork+chicken meat hot dogs are awful.

Fun fact, “contact high” actually refers to a psychological phenomenon.

Yeah you’d have be touching the exact spot where they applied it, in the rare circumstance that someone applied it externally rather than orally.

He needs to keep his hair trimmed way shorter, or something. Or shave it. No excuse for a black dude to look that bad while balding.

The best of elements of T1 and T2 were when they acted like horror movies, rather than an action movies. The deep dread you felt when this unstoppable machine just. kept. coming. Emerging from the fiery semi wreck with no skin. The slow chase through the factory. The mental institution escape, particularly Sarah…

At least Tree Trunks only headlines a few episodes. I’ve always disliked LSP and she’s around all the time. Although I did enjoy her most recent episode babysitting Sweet P.

Two guys recognized as great american soccermen despite never getting the american team anywhere.

Let’s say you would be a one-percenter in the ’40s or have an HHI of 250k in 2015.

You sure he’ll be retired by then?

The ability to pay for housing, shelter being a level 2 human need, is a little more important to be protected against discrimination than is employment in a sports league.

If these guys can do it, then anyone can do it:

Agree, I like my plate gone because then I can put my elbows on the table or fiddle with whatever items are on the table while we converse.

This. And really, cis-women should also be allowed on any men’s sports team that they can qualify for.

Yeah, although there’s probably a lot of leeway given on “landing” since you make contact with a bunch of bodies and seats before you fully “land.” But you can’t step over the fence and walk up the steps and catch one.

The problem is that, even if she IS good enough to play in the minor leagues, teams aren’t interested in drafting players who don’t project to be good enough for the majors. Maybe her floor is single-A, but if her ceiling is AA, there’s no point in committing a draft pick and developmental roster space to her.

Was going to say, knuckleballer would be the one conceivable position.

Whole Check has racked up 800 violations over 107 different inspections in the last five years. They’ve paid $58,000 in fines.

I don’t endorse interfering with a ball in play, but the righteous indignation of those announcers was insufferable.

Hard to express how little I care about any of this. You wrote a couple thousand words on a dance emote? The developers are under no obligation to offer any or all purchasable items to players, catering to whatever players’ whims. As long as they deliver what’s contractually expected for your purchase.

Plus it’s how Super Saiyans fly.