Ah, but if there’s one thing Leno definitely needs, it’s a good tow vehicle.

I think they look really striking in-person. The proportions make the car appear longer than other mid-engined cars, and there are details to the surfacing that don’t pop out in pictures but work really well in person.

Yeah, now they need to make a crate IRS for those ‘60s Mopars.

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^^^ this. It was heavy when it came out, but by today’s standards it’s pretty svelte.

Also that the hyperdrive encabulator requires re-calibration after re-assembly, but they’re not telling you the procedure for that because it “should be left to a trained professional.”

I was an attorney, no longer practice. If you read enough of my Jalopnik comments you can probably figure out who I am and my California Bar number. I’ve seen enough cops lying on the stand and district attorneys pushing the limits to fill a small-ish book, and that was just in the criminal defense I did pro bono. I’m…

They remind me of the early Zeppelins, which is appropriate for a 911. It’s really no worse than the riveted-on Rauh-welt Begriff look. If this Mad-Max-Louvered-Fender look shows up at SEMA next year I would not be at all surprised.

I couldn’t tell if I loved it or hated it, until I saw that rear subframe and its gorgeous welds. Skillful fabricator? Love.

Yeah, this. I’ve love to see the “overall” ranking and a “powertrain, suspension, and brakes” rating. 

^^^ this. I don’t understand why dealer service is always closed on the weekend. You all know we have jobs during the week, otherwise we would either be too poor to swing the lease payment or wealthy enough to pay cash.

I spent enough time as a lawyer to be 100% certain that most cops are indeed that racist, and also too ignorant to know who Ice-T is. The bad apples ruined that bunch decades ago.

Yeah, its amazing that he’s still alive at all. He’s an absolute unit, as the kids say.

Yeah, this is bullshit. My guess is they really thought that the car was stolen and tried to book him for GTA. Once he was able to provide the bill of sale showing he really owned it, they had nothing worth charging him with.

Find a bus schedule for a third-tier city in China. Organ trafficking is not quite illegal there in the way that it is here. (Which is the experience from which I am drawing my pricing figures. I declined to invest in this particular enterprise, but the principals were 100% serious.)

Good luck. Post pics when you have them.

Mashed potatoes will also be offered.

Pretty much all of your vital organs together are worth about a quarter-mil on the black market. “Imperial-class” Faberge eggs trade for over $1M, so you’d need to sell the organs of at least four people to purchase this.

Somehow I misread that as “CVTs.” I think I was blinded by my rage.