And because of that very acknowledgement, you are welcome. We don’t always have a lot, but we recognise there are always those worse off. I bet you’d march or protest for anyone marginalised or with less than you.

I’m literally dirt poor, so I can’t contribute a lot, but even I have my eyes open enough to see there are many more worse off than myself, and I help where I can. Because I’m not an animal, and I’m capable of at least a measurable amount of empathy.

So the Russkies hit one of our subs, then took off without even exchanging insurance information? Dicks.

Rubbin’ is racin’.

Yes, but what is its capacity in Timbits?

Yes, or as I once heard it so passionately described.... the “Narwhal of the skies”. Pure majesty!

Therefore, I am appointing myself as the official Bugatti Exclusivity Confirmation Head.

This reminds me of the time that someone confused my 98 Corolla LE for a 98 Corolla SE. LE stands for Luxury Edition, while SE stands for Sucky Edition or some such nonsense, and the differences are night and day. I mean, isn’t it fucking obvious that the color of my side mirrors matches the color of the car, and…

something something “Nice Lambo”...

I thought we called it Takata Airbag

“Man, these Chili’s sliders are the bomb, right? Say, speaking of bombs...”

I really enjoyed Hail, Caesar! Channing Tatum is always such a delight. Also, Hunt for the Wilderpeople was hilarious.

You misspelled Jalopnik. But I’m still with you.

Is that a Land ROVER..?

KomradKicKass...

BEST. COMMENT. EVAHHHH.

Nice Honda.

Are you sure this isn't the new Honda Accord Crosstour concept?

The girlfriend and I had a long arguement, she wanted the 9-2x, I wanted the 9-7x. We met in the middle and went with the Cherokee. We live life on the edge like that. :D