Was it that awful? Or was it, like a Camry, a completely functional appliance of a car with a lot of space, a huge dickie and good visibility? Don’t hate inoffensive things, Torch. Find something truly vile to hate.

Mixeddrinks, go mix yourself a drink. Anchan is Team Cat.

What can I say? That Equinox - she’s a bad mama-jama.

“I don’t see color”. “Do you stop at green lights?”

I would apply to be an extra in the next Takeshi Kitano “gangster in an existential crisis” movie. Because at some point, I would get to ride in the new century.

If I won the Powerball, I would consider getting a K-egg. Because I might be able to text CvK at random hours asking for his opinion on things. Like, “Chris, whaddya think of the latest episode of Designated Survivor?”. That kind of stuff. CvK, being a gentleman an’ all, would prolly respond.

Collins, is there a SUV version of the Raptor? Same chassis, same powertrain, same offroad capabilities, just extra seats?

Is there a wagon version? Heck, is there a crosstour faux-wagon version?

The world’s largest EV is a Kilo class submarine sneaking up silently under the waves.

The actual question is, what does Maserati call ‘em?

Same question. Is there a sanity button?

Yes, you should be thankful. Also, congratulations in advance if you have a spiffy credit score.

Exactly, it is almost as if people do not remember Sig Weaver as Ripley.

The base model Impala. Why? Comfortable, will last and with the 4 cyl engine and a gentle right foot will be relatively cheap on gas.

See shite like this makes me sad. Why is the graph not scaled properly?

I liked your review; especially the sentence: “The thin A-pillars and airbag-less steering wheel are a dead giveaway this car is from an era when c.ar companies couldn’t care less if you destroyed your face in their vehicles.”

Make it the new Chrysler Pacifica. I snagged a ride in a minivan yesterday and I have seen the light.

Viper, you mean the Dodge SLS?

Sergio, you are the best. I came here to say that the current gen Impala and Malibu are quite handsome looking sedans. They may even be nice to drive. Oh wait...

Yes, I am a grey. Can I be ungreyed? As a promise of good behaviour, I present this offering: