So true.

Tom, in the long run, given that this is a low volume import, won’t it be very expensive to do repairs/get parts unless your name is Tavarish?

This helps!

OOOOH! What is that? A S4? An Integrale?

Hey Hamilton, as an old follower of your posts from the Gawker days, can I ask you to ungrey me here? I promise to be respectful and polite.

Can you explain in more detail. As in, what should one do if the vehicle starts fishtailing, etc?

Michael, may I please be ungreyed? I am a refugee from Jalopnik.

“.... and you don’t even need a Monster Energy Drink hat to drive one.”

Pay no attention to the people who don’t see the point of this article. Carry on.

The pun was quite good.

You should find this entertaining http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1356-5-horrifying-things-only-garbagemen-know-about-you.html

Very nicely put.

Farmers, the people in Bangladesh who sewed your jeans, the lascars on the ship that brought your jeans over to the US, the people at the warehouse and the people at the retail store, the pharmacist at CVS, the postdoc and his PI who did the ground research which led to making the drug that you take when you are…

There is a description of a photo-recon Spitfire pilot looking in the rearview mirror and noticing his condensation trail, and then descending a few hundred feet until it disappears. From “Bomber” by Len Deighton. In other words, your description is accurate.

Yes, and we are told that better bypass ratios provide better fuel economy. Hahaha.

The perpetuation of the species is an important thing. Every time I see what appears to be a responsible parent (responsible to their offspring and responsible to their fellow passengers) while traveling, I think that humanity has a chance. Unfortunately, such nice folk are usually outnumbered by the rank idiots.

We should book tickets together from now on.

Modern jet fuel is actually a binary compound which upon oxidation produces the chemicals which are chemtrailed across the skies. This is a win win. Power your jet and spread chemtrails.

Thank you for sharing. Some wag on the internet once said that the only man made objects visible from space are 1. The Great Wall of China and 2. the panel gaps on a Bristol.

Tell us more about ze Bristol.