Oh, don’t be so optimistic. This deal still fucks the city over in terms of the public improvements that will have to be made and the traffic mitigation costs. It will seriously fuck up traffic in Queen Anne, on Denny, and in South Lake Union on game days, and light rail stations won’t open up until 2035. 

Fuck. This is going to be another shitty movie, isn’t it?

Mechanical agititation will also make EVOO taste very bitter. If you’re making pesto or salad dressing in a food processor, its best to use regular olive oil.

Salt grinders are definitely bullshit.

That’s Marvin Lewis. Why is Marvin Lewis on a post about the Bills? This seems odd, even if they did need the Bengals help to back into a playoff spot last year.

I raise you one “Green River Dance”

Kentridge c/o of 2000 here!

Until I saw these pictures, it never dawned on me that Jay Cutler looks exactly like Tom Hardy, if Tom Hardy had his chin surgically removed.

Obligatory peppermint roll.

Ok - then it’s not technically a hard cap. It would still be the most restrictive cap (hardest?) of the big 3 sports, and it would give guys who have had season and career ending injuries a way to get paid for putting their bodies on the line.

Some of the higher earning teams like the Cowboys might have a slight…

I feel like a possible solution to the guaranteed salary problem is to still guarantee the salary, but to exclude their salary from the cap if they really can’t pass a physical. Teams might be willing to take a chance on more middle-aged guys (in NFL years, of course), if they weren’t scrutinizing the actuarial tables…

Good god, man. Its called an Armani break, not an Armani slump.

Bearnaise is the way to go for most traditional chop cuts, and chimichurri is great on flank steak, hanger, tri-tip, and with a spoon.  

“Regardless, all of this is a nice little summary of how things have been for the Mariners of late. Two fans and their loved ones went to a baseball game hoping to have some fun, and all left incredibly disappointed, by association.”

The Simpsons should really sue for copyright infringement.  

Got the solution right here:

A totally uneducated man’s opinion: After the first 15 min of extra time, if no team has scored, the goalies are sent off the pitch.

...and he’s not even getting into the Commonwealth nations. Here’s a video!

Those looking for answers from the statement instead got the typical university response: Because of student-privacy laws, Texas A&M insists it can’t say anything.