Obligatory peppermint roll.

Ok - then it’s not technically a hard cap. It would still be the most restrictive cap (hardest?) of the big 3 sports, and it would give guys who have had season and career ending injuries a way to get paid for putting their bodies on the line.

Some of the higher earning teams like the Cowboys might have a slight…

I feel like a possible solution to the guaranteed salary problem is to still guarantee the salary, but to exclude their salary from the cap if they really can’t pass a physical. Teams might be willing to take a chance on more middle-aged guys (in NFL years, of course), if they weren’t scrutinizing the actuarial tables…

Good god, man. Its called an Armani break, not an Armani slump.

Bearnaise is the way to go for most traditional chop cuts, and chimichurri is great on flank steak, hanger, tri-tip, and with a spoon.  

“Regardless, all of this is a nice little summary of how things have been for the Mariners of late. Two fans and their loved ones went to a baseball game hoping to have some fun, and all left incredibly disappointed, by association.”

The Simpsons should really sue for copyright infringement.  

Got the solution right here:

A totally uneducated man’s opinion: After the first 15 min of extra time, if no team has scored, the goalies are sent off the pitch.

...and he’s not even getting into the Commonwealth nations. Here’s a video!

Those looking for answers from the statement instead got the typical university response: Because of student-privacy laws, Texas A&M insists it can’t say anything.

When people would wax about wanting to pursue the romantic life of cooking for a living, she’d ask “Show me your arms”. If there wasn’t a healed burn scar or a scar from a knife cut done in a haste to get a dish out, she’d tell them to consider other employment.

Fox Landed WWE By Promising Them Everything They Ever Wanted

Dude - SHUT UP! It’s impossible as it is to get in there for breakfast on a weekend.

Common sense says motor down and wait for an opening and slide right in. But others are determined to wait till the ABSOLUTE last minute and come rocketing in and try to wedge themselves right in.

You missed the Mochi crackers. Those things haunt my dreams.

The cause of the last recession was the housing market and the prices that became unsustainably high.

But what recessions do is drop prices on existing properties. That certainly happened around here in the SF Bay Area where housing supply has been an issue for decades.

No — the recession is what got us here.