Got the solution right here:

A totally uneducated man’s opinion: After the first 15 min of extra time, if no team has scored, the goalies are sent off the pitch.

...and he’s not even getting into the Commonwealth nations. Here’s a video!

Those looking for answers from the statement instead got the typical university response: Because of student-privacy laws, Texas A&M insists it can’t say anything.

When people would wax about wanting to pursue the romantic life of cooking for a living, she’d ask “Show me your arms”. If there wasn’t a healed burn scar or a scar from a knife cut done in a haste to get a dish out, she’d tell them to consider other employment.

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Dude - SHUT UP! It’s impossible as it is to get in there for breakfast on a weekend.

Common sense says motor down and wait for an opening and slide right in. But others are determined to wait till the ABSOLUTE last minute and come rocketing in and try to wedge themselves right in.

You missed the Mochi crackers. Those things haunt my dreams.

The cause of the last recession was the housing market and the prices that became unsustainably high.

But what recessions do is drop prices on existing properties. That certainly happened around here in the SF Bay Area where housing supply has been an issue for decades.

No — the recession is what got us here.

I think this will supplant Mike Price’s time with a hooker as the most disturbing use of the phrase “Roll Tide”.

It gets you cash if you’re a DA up for re-election, and you need some of those sweet, sweet campaign donations from racists who hate Michael Bennett.

Of course we are. Those 20 minutes are very valuable for the NFL. They get to put a commercial at the beginning and end of those 20 minutes. If the NFL got rid of those 20 minutes, that’s 6-8 commercials per game that they couldn’t air.

That was Mitch Hedberg.

The whole “Marie Antoinette Boob Glass” is a myth that has been thoroughly debunked. I’m surprised that someone who passed their Master Sommelier exam doesn’t know that.

Yes. They’re right behind their lips.

Most terrifying man alive... and his little dog, too.