It’s illustrative of just how scary the world is when the most biting social commentary has to come from MAD magazine.

What mass transit? Light rail won’t extend to Seattle Center until 2035, and that’s assuming Sound Transit doesn’t get its funding pulled in the next 15 years. There’s no room on Queen Anne streets for bus rapid transit, and in heavy traffic, buses are worthless. The SLUT is a joke.

Why has the NFLPA filed a lawsuit here before the arbitrator has even ruled on the case? Don’t they have to wait for the end of that process before filing suit?

IT’S BY THE AMOUNT OF YELLING!

This isn’t actually legally binding, like a no-contact order from a real court, nor is it a civil liberties issue. This is a kangaroo court with no real, legal authority, so, if either of them violated the order, USC can’t send them to jail. The worst they could do was kick one or both out of the school.

Seattle style: Grilled onion, sriracha sauce, and cream cheese.

“’Scuse me, darlin.’ I’d like to make a public records request.”

Because back in the day (like, probably your grandmother’s day), dish soap had lye in it, and lye soap WILL strip the coating off a cast iron pan.

...but a horrible way to collect traffic camera fines. Priorities.

And that’s just on the pure profits of the land. Nothing about the money and tax revenue made from tourists who come to visit because a real-live queen lives in that palace.

You have to lift a lot of weights to get that kind of definition in your forehead.

Clayton is the complete antithesis of these talking head blabbermouths spewing nothing but fluff and conjecture.

Thank you for being awesome at your job, Diana. Your reporting and analysis here at Deadspin is always phenomenal. Every time I see your by-line I’m both eager to read the article because I know it will be wonderfully written and researched, and, at the same time, terrified because you are most often shining a light…

And a hotdog. They also gave him a hotdog.

He was Defensive Player of the Year on a 2 win team. A 2 FUCKING WIN TEAM. That’s how damn good he was.

Upon being delivered, the calf was immediately swaddled by its first pair of Walmart Khakis.

I forgot about McCown, you’re right.

I thought it was that thing.

Yes he was :)