You have to lift a lot of weights to get that kind of definition in your forehead.

Clayton is the complete antithesis of these talking head blabbermouths spewing nothing but fluff and conjecture.

Thank you for being awesome at your job, Diana. Your reporting and analysis here at Deadspin is always phenomenal. Every time I see your by-line I’m both eager to read the article because I know it will be wonderfully written and researched, and, at the same time, terrified because you are most often shining a light…

And a hotdog. They also gave him a hotdog.

He was Defensive Player of the Year on a 2 win team. A 2 FUCKING WIN TEAM. That’s how damn good he was.

Upon being delivered, the calf was immediately swaddled by its first pair of Walmart Khakis.

I forgot about McCown, you’re right.

I thought it was that thing.

Yes he was :)

So what’s taking so long? Why haven’t the Seahawks signed him?

Baking it in the oven is Alton Brown’s preferred method, and it’s pretty bulletproof for brown/brick rouxs. It takes 90 minutes though, so I’m not taking that amount of time if it’s for anything less than a pain-in-the-ass-but-necessary brown roux.

This is what happened. I’ve made this mistake before with chicken.

Freezer, but yes. Before you freeze it, though, there is some gelatinous liquid that always collects in the bag. You’ll want to remove that before freezing to discourage ice crystals from forming.

Came here to say this. Although, it should be called Julia Child’s version since Kenji stole her method. :)

Bearnaise always involves tarragon. Most of the Bearnaise recipes that I’ve seen have you simmer the tarragon stems with the shallot/white wine reduction, and then mince the leaves to stir into the sauce at the end.

What does that even mean? Was it suggested that if you take the ingredients of soup put them in a pile, then that should be called stew? I am so lost.

It also opens the door to the possibility that someone could be prosecuted because their significant other’s photos were hacked from their personal cloud storage. I know during the celebrity hacking scandal there were some people guessing that it wasn’t the women who were hacked, but rather the people they sent the…

If a private individual with no connection to the NCAA or a university decides to give a college football player $10K, then they have a constitutional right to do so (Remember, money is speech) provided they abide by any relevant tax laws. The football player, who did voluntarily sign a contract agreeing to abide by…

I can’t even get my head around this. How would this even be constitutional?

Medieval monasteries? Try your local Parish. You can pay the church to have a mass said in someone’s name.