Ah! So cute! I love the spots, is s/he a mau?

Yeah, I think this brand makes a bunch of that type. I ordered one with just a ball on the end (like the image) and they sent me this bonus surprise defect one. I have no idea what's wrong with it, but the loop sent the immediate mental image of that video.

Doooeeet. Join the cult! One of us!

*this was never actually used, it came in the mail with the one I ordered with a giant note which said: SOMEHOW DISFUNCTION EITHER BY SIZE, COLOUR, SHAPE or MATERIAL. FREE FOR YOU! [bunch of crazy things in german]. I kid you not it came with a loop at the end as if it were for a necklace or something which I assumed…

OHMIGAWD YOU GUYS CHECK IT OUT!!!11*

This is seriously one of my favourite tumblrs in such a long time...

Female teachers (especially young ones) often have a different dynamic with students than male teachers as well. I was 21 when I first taught a class, and let me tell you it was hell. Some of my students were barely 4 years younger than me, and the sexual harassment I got was unbelievable. You could control it in your…

What really freaks me out is the whole power differential between a student and a teacher. We can argue that an 18 year old and a 41 might have some issues of power, but add a teacher/student relationship and it freaks me the hell out. I would easily agree that no grade school student could consent to sex with his or…

Definately a porn thing!

Oh hun, no one is going to take this as a pro-life message. All of us here are pro-choice, the most important thing is that you can do what you want to do. Now is just a hard time, it came out of no where, and was probably extremely stressful. I'm sure when you try again later on you'll be more prepared, and…

I'm enjoying this too much.

Woot! I remember when I got my first and it came in the mail...was like Christmas!

Horny women and gay men? All the ladies I know who are into fanfics seem to get off on the whole yaoi thing. I'm not a huge fanfic person so I can't offer personal insight, but like what Sabib said; their lesbian porn.

Mind. Blown.

Seconding Van. I'm pretty okay with it, but I'm on a fairly low dose. The big worry is definitely seizures, so if you have any history with that, I'd avoid it. If you're pretty healthy I would still take it slow. It also numbs the effect of alcohol which can really be misleading.

It might just be me, but I’ve always felt uncomfortable with requests like that. I’m more the silent type and by silent I mean I moan and groan when it’s something I really like, or feels really good, not screaming at the top of my lungs 24/7. This seemed to piss a lot of men off, and over the years I’ve had a few…

Today's goal:

So much of my life makes sense now! I knew about the shake thing, but I guess I never thought about the toilet paper...I'm going to blame this one on my partner who is a potty princess with a bidet.

HOLD THE PRESS!

The only man I ever had serious issues on this front (not just the 'not really comfortable' but gave the whole 'you're disgusting I don't want to sex you...and if I don't want to sex you what's the point of hanging out? Call me in 5 days, I'll be over here playing videogames....') was the only guy to really push me to…