"Guess which two people at this dinner table I've put my penis in?"

They don’t just walk the cheetahs at the San Diego zoo, each cheetah also has an emotional support dog buddy assigned to each one so they aren’t constantly stressed. Same with their wolves. It’s fucking adorable as hell.

All I can say is THANK GOD it was the cheetah pit out of all the big cats. Cheetahs are the nicest of them...I remember going to the San Diego Zoo and they walked the cheetahs on leash among the visitors.

I woke up today at 5am (GMT+1), with a severe back pain, so no more sleep for me. So I went to check my torrent tracker if someone posted SNL, and behold... 1st episode of GoT...10 minutes later 2nd...then 3rd...then for about an hour nothing. and 4th. At this point I was really expecting the whole season.
I thought…

The problem isn’t porn, so much it is that porn has gotten so mainstream that an entire generation is growing up not really understanding that it’s supposed to be fantasy, and they’re getting the majority of their sexual education from it. Whereas when I was growing up, porn was just one avenue for wild misinformation.

I’m sorry, did you just say that anyone that likes being tied up and come on isn’t a feminist?

I actually have met Buttercup. She seemed so cool at the time, I can’t believe she’s sold out like this. Le sigh.

YAY! Tutorials!!!

I love everything about this. Everything. I’m bookmarking it for when my 12 year old hits the know it all teenage stage.

Truth. I was supporting myself and living on my own at 17. Adults didn’t talk down to me much, but that might’ve been mainly because they didn’t often realize how young I was. I’m told I had an air of authority from an early age.

OMG, same here! Sometimes I want to just get down and kiss the ground out of gratitude that social media wasn't a thing yet when I was a young gummy teenage wannabe with low self-esteem and boundary issues.

Heh, so true. For the longest time, I kept waiting for adult wisdom, but all I got was adult responsibilities, my father’s standing-up noises, and nose hair.

I think Louis CK said that, by the time you’re 40, no one cares about you. They just expect you to do your job. That’s about right.

Yep... she’s right on schedule. Given her high-profile profession, I’m glad to see that this young lady is so well adjusted! This is as normal as it gets.

It requires the ability to stop caring enough to just throw it all out there. ALL OF IT.

This is always what comes to mind when teens talk about how no one understands how hard it is for them.

But you have to take yourself too seriously at that age. It’s your job. It’s everyone else’s job to toughen you up a bit, help you find the right size for things, etc.

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

She’s right about this- most of us have forgotten what it’s like to be that age, and we don’t have a lot of patience for all the emotions that young people are going through.

*You don’t know shit about growing up in front of millions of viewers in a brutal industry and still trying to get homework done.