Wherever this is, this is where they serve coffee.

All of this is REALLY good. I can't tell you how many people will take a pay cut, skip a promotion, decline an offer from another company, because they feel "loyalty" to their current company. Companies, despite what Mitt says, are not people. They have no loyalty, they are machines powered by people.

If I take a 15 minute walk to the vending machine, does it cancel out?

Now I have to drink until both of us look better? Phew, best get started now!

And be sure to use a slightly varied secret for each potential new friend, so when your enemies find out your secret, you know which friend leaked it. #Lannisterlifelessons

It would be cool to see what other, less than traditional, studies they have done. Like is there a globally higher risk of illness on the 1st of the year due to colder weather and pandemic of hangovers? Would flu season be shortened by several weeks if we eliminated St. Patricks Day and the mass drunken escapades that…

I'm not much of a psychologist, or an Arkensasian, but I found that keeping a fixed playlist keeps me from getting angry when a song comes on that I don't want to listen to. Often if I have to flip to my playlist/radio (I use google music, I get the two confused now) I will lose my groove.

I guess it's possible they were trying to link happiness to healthiness (or more likely the lack of both).

The CDC wants to know how happy we are?

Now if only it could tell the time and pair with my apple devices....

I love the premise of having a survival bracelet, but like most survival related items, I would forget/neglect it and not have it when I need it. Now if the site had instructions for building self control into the bracelet, to keep me from spending too much at the hardware store, that would be lifesaving.

Well I suppose that Depends on what you classify as survival underwear.

This is really good advice, and as others have pointed out you can have separate and joint accounts and have transparency with your partner in all of them.

I adjusted all the sliders until I found the perfect font! But then I realized I had just recreated comic sans... what am I doing with my life?

Yes! He is limited to his brilliance and good looks, we have the power of the internet!

So you're telling me that my whole life could have been a choose your own adventure and I didn't even know it??

Professional excel jockey here.

Sploosh.

Hey, as a head's up, this is a Steam Flash Sale program. $15 on Steam right now!

Great article! I recently started a sort of daily news recap for my family (starting with my fiancee) and I've grown 150% in readership (from 4 to 10, their all related, but 150% sounds pretty good!). I've wanted to make it into a more professionalish blog, instead of it getting buried in with my posts on Kinja (which…