Nice melons.....

@Maave: And then when it's all over you have this:

The solution should be simple here. All iphone users should wear tinfoil hats to boost the signal strength... plus would-be muggers will know better who to target.....

And for additional 'green' benefit, simply pee into it and pray for no electrocution in the process!

I prefer my tinfoil hat, thank you. Protects me from the harmful rays emitted by Apple products......

@Doople: Not entirely sure. I think it involves making witty posts regarding the iphone or possibly knowing one of the writers personally.

Since I will never get my star, I have little to worry about..... (wipes tears away.....)

So what I am gathering from these clowns is that Slayer was right - God Hates Us All!

@IN THE FACE!: LOL.... yes, irony.... looking for 2,000 year old wine to make some half-assed Sangria ..... ;-)

I think my parents couch might be older than this thing.....

Who gives a crap about some scraps of a 200 year old merchant ship?

@ossuary: Last I heard is that the software fix will not solve the problem - it's a physical issue with the antenna arrangement. I didn't care for Vista that much, but a lot of people were satisfied. Loosing your calls by holding the phone 'the wrong way' is a pretty serious flaw.... Having to click 'ok' 300 times in…

@sqlfanatic: Heck, I had a duck plow into my *screen door* while in full flight. Not exactly 'camoflaged' lol......

Ludicrous Speed!

Maybe I am missing something. Don't you have to put energy in to get energy out of this by 'compressing to 1 million atmospheres', unlike nuclear fission/fusion which releases more energy than is required to start the reaction?

Damn, I need to stockpile heavy gauge cardboard for the apocalypse!

The garden is a healthy garden. But it needs a gardener. I am a good gardener.... (If you don't know, it rent "Being There")

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of dark light.......

Just wait, when the zombie apocalpyse comes and there are no more twinkies you'll regret mocking that twinkie !

Reminds me of many years ago, my father standing in front of the TV set with a VHS tape in his hand, a blank stare on his face, finally says to me 'how do I do this?' Um, push the tape through the little door there....