3 triples, 5 HRs and 2 strikeouts in July. I'll take it.

Miami isn't losing?

I wasn't going out drinking, because I wasn't allowed in the bars yet.

I had the KITT Big Wheel. Turning wasn't a problem. ;)

No kidding. The lack of imagination of some people...

You mean best.

Detroit Rock Bottom City

the worst live organist

Charlotte fans have quite the wardrobe. Empty seats and stone pavers?

Well...

Hey Bus, can you get me that guy's number?

Yup, it sure did. $10 beers, seat licenses and obnoxious fans didn't at all.

That ain't right.

- Wait...I don't get it.

I whip my head around every time I see a C2. And I fervently remain a Chevy Camaro (69 RS/SS if you must know) guy.

Well, looks like I will have to buy it at some point this year.

New minority owner of the Predators, Bear Grylls, would not respond to requests for an interview.

They really fucked that up, didn't they.

Yes, I exchanged Chicago for Ottawa. Roll with it.

The Original Six plus two teams who are geographically located closest to where the only people who remember the Original Six now live.