It involves bacon, the entire SI swimsuit modelling crew, and cocaine.

I propose a new law:

I'm not waving to that.

Kris, are you serious? They were this big and you never got to touch them?

Too bad the tornado didn't knock the phone in her hand the right way.

Hard to blame the writers, really.

Perhaps the next one could be worst layout, so we could be number one in the world.

Yes, because with no transit option, at least public money wasn't wasted on a complete fuckup.

Dude, shut up. They'll lock you up for making sense.

That's just mean spirited.

The only reason the Coyotes are in Arizona and not back in Winnipeg is because serial bridge troll Bettman and his cronies like a warm winter vacation spot.

You know who had an almost identical first 80 or so ABs to Puig?

The Nickey Camaros back in the day wore blue bow ties.

I think that might be the only time MJ won something gambling.

For you, it might. And I suppose if you need unlimited minutes and texts. Not everyone does. Corporate discounts can be the great equalizer.

You're in good company then.

Only morons make sweeping generalizations.

You can't even get to Roswell, much less Alpharetta.