Attempts to reach Wood were not immediately successful.

The most hurtful aspect of the punishment is that Oregon can only have 3000 different uniform combinations during the probationary period.

Patriots just released him.

Aaron: You can't connect me to any fingerprints if I don't have any arms!

You could be.

Fuck you, Bettman.

That's probably too much black, y'all.

Racism by association.

First line on your updated resume.

DA: Goddamit Elaine, I said eligible for arraignment!

I love that the NBA's own website can't get the stats correct. 5/10 from three, unless he was putting those other two in from Biscayne Bay.

Who?

I won't argue with that. Management seems to think his best attribute is being loud.

That's when he is being interviewed though. When he is doing the interviewing he is very different. Almost normal.

I can take SAS in small doses on a 1-on-1 interview though.

On the 'Annoys the fuck out of me' scale? Absolutely. I can't stand him. Of the bare minimum I've been forced to listen or read, he comes across as someone who feels he's always the smartest person in the room and feels the need to point it out constantly.

That's really cool, thanks. I'm a big fan of Google Now, but this looks nice and neat enough where the developer earned a purchase.

ESPN also subjects us to as much Stephen A Smith and Skip Bayless as they can. I wouldn't call them the arbiters of wise decisions.

Or some good music.

Better than mine. +1