According an August 2010 story by the Nuclear Regulatory Commission, the risk of an intense earthquake causing core damage to the one reactors is 1 in 22,727 yearly. Doesn't seem too remote to me.

Congratulations.

He really suffered due to a lack of companionship. At one point he briefly had an OKCupid profile, but man, bitches be crazy up on that thing.

I thought it was lights until I saw North Korea had a lot going on.

I liked this one.

Somewhere, Jesus is giving her a firm pat on the back and a nod of approval.

On a side note, according to his Wikipedia page (ha!) he's one of several Magic players competing in professional poker tournaments.

+1

Considering what I was expecting from a Magic player, he's not a bad looking dude. Good to see Alyssa isn't one of those superficial people who bases everything on looks.

Jesus, no joke.

A nice David Kaye-ish "Yessss" to this.

/buys a Mountain Dew

I love this comment.

Nice Friends reference in your handle.

Wait - evil dick left bb13?

Haha, ok, you caught me. My real name is actually Juxtapose, this is just a shortened version.

Also from a Chameleon story arc from a Spider-Man comic I had in the early 90's.

This is my real name.

"The beginning of the end, my friends. The beginning of the end."

This is my point - it took you three posts and multiple corrections just to try to make a point, and most of your initial facts were wrong.