Total deaths related to Soyuz crafts: 4

We gotta let the shuttle go, man. It was 30 year old technology and private corporations are eager to pick up the heavy lifting to space.

You think?

I want to. I really do.

Tell that to Fox News.

I lost my soul when I fell to earth

I continue to be amused at the European slang of "making things in the bathroom."

"Bullshit."

You're on the right path with where I was going with that joke.

Bill Ingalls, despite the wealth he has made through photography, will still punch you in the face if you ask him what it was like to work with Jeff Foxworthy.

Although, let's be at least a little honest ... if it were THAT easy, we would all be rich.

My only question is who sends drunk emails these days? It would be my third or fourth option if I wanted to send something stupid to an ex after coming home from the bar.

Just about a week ago, a federal appeals court disagreed with your interpretation of the 4th Amendment and how it applies to body scanners.

On a somewhat unrelated note, I once used the McLovin' ID shown above when a waitress asked me for my ID after ordering a beer, and she accepted it without looking twice.

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17 million people. This was a country, it would be the fifth biggest economy in the world. But nobody knows each other. Too impersonal. But that's just me...you know... I read about this guy. Gets on the MTA, here, and dies. Six hours he's riding the subway before anybody notices. This corpse doing laps around LA,…

For the last time Curves, or Kelly Redkin, or whatever your name is: I am NOT sending you those photos you asked for.

You always have the right to walk away and not utilize airline travel.

Lucky.

I have a four day weekend coming up, and I don't want to fly, so I'm going to do some meth after work and then walk to St. Louis this evening.