"Can Joe be a cephalopod? We like cephalopods."

Mmmm, Alice. One of my favorite PC games of all time. :) I'd much rather see the croquet mallet, though. Or the cards!

@coalheartly: One of the biggest problems I've seen with couples playing games is the tension it creates. I often see gamers getting frustrated with their non gamer friends/partners because they are not as skilled as them. My girlfriend was playing some Super Mario Galaxy a few months ago, and I had to actively try to…

I wanna play Geography, personally. That looks ballin.

@coalheartly: TWEWY would be my favorite series, if it was a series. :P Here's to hoping there's a sequel someday! Possibly called "Actually, the world didn't end with you, but it does this time".

I am so excited for this game. KH might be my favorite game series of all time.

This setup seems like a really good way to judge another person's awful gaming performance, thus leading to fights.

So cute, even he can't do it.

@cassiebearRAWR: I loled.

I hereby nominate Paul for Octopope. He has shown us his irrefutable wisdom.

The more poop jokes I hear in this game, the less interested I am. I am still "very interested", however.

@SG79: I was in NYC with my parents to see family and go see shows when the PS1 was released. I must have been about six or seven. I had never, ever played a video game in my entire life before that. We happened to walk past the sony building where they were showing off the PS1, with games like Ridge Racer, Gex, and…

PS1, absolutely. It was the console that turned me into a gamer.

"Irons, surfing's anti-hero, told the magazine that he gets so into his Call of Duty matches that he's had the cops called on him three times."

I'm not entirely clear on this, so I figured I'd ask. How do you report a "bad" comment here on Kotaku?

@Swamphunter: You're excused for using something from Harvey Birdman.

Quick, everyone complain about lack of LAN support and how long its taking Diablo 3 to come out!

@darqv: ...yeah, I'm almost 23, I started playing games in like 1993. Nice try, though. :P

I'll give this a try. I am a huge procrastinator.

@Michael Dukakis: -slow building clap-