And even if it’s not, this is a launch title (probably) that is being optimized for what? Four different console variations? When have launch titles ever been indicative of what a console is really capable of? 

“she needed to put something up on TikTok that day”

The children not knowing about Spinal Tap makes me feel old and sad.

Pfft.  My PC is still significantly more powerful, and I only had to pay four times the cost.  Console peasants.

Having a normal one online today, huh?

Influences and streamers are raking in cash doing basically nothing. I feel like the stupid one

Jim Carrey coming out of a plastic rhino’s asshole is comedy gold.

Not everyone has a decent computer to play the higher end titles on GamePass.

He also did a song with Britney Spears in like 2016, they performed together at the VMAs and I was like who is this nobody that is allowed to touch Britney? 

Right but who's Halsey??

I literally only know G-easy because he did one song with Halsey while they were dating.

BTW, right there with you.

He’s a cis gendered white man who once made jokes that could vaguely be characterized as transphobic (not really though). The good people at jezebel will hate him forever. There is nothing he could have said yesterday to change that. 

You know what happens when They Go Low and We Go High?
THEY WIN!
God I am so fucking tired of hearing the word “shame” all the fucking time like it actually means something or will actually have some sort of effect on these monsters. They have no shame and don’t even understand the concept.

I went off on a TSA agent for threatening to make me walk outside and throw away my multi-use water bottle all because it barely had more than the 3.4fl oz limit. She wouldn’t let me just take a small swig of it nor was I allowed to just dump it out into the trash can, since it was clearly an accident seeing how…

As someone that works in IT when I tell someone to give a process 8-10 minutes they usually wait about thirty seconds so this checks out.

White people are weird, they weird out other white people! 

Spider-man had at least 3 terrible movies