I can’t believe in these two years no reporter has had the stones to say something like “Do you realized how idiotic you sound when you say things like that, and we all know you’re lying, badly?”

These articles are truly hilarious because throughout history they’re so incredibly plentiful. The kind of articles you laugh at because the irony of what proceeds after they’re written is so opposite of what takes place. Elon Musk is considered a visionary because what he works toward, his ultimate goal, is an ideal.…

Sure, the engineers on the project definitely don’t know what they’re doing better than you do. Instead of studying and acquiring professional degrees, they should have read up on some obstinate closed-minded Burneko, somewhere in the depths of Internet. But, perhaps you assumed that Musk himself designed the tunnel?…

Fuckin’ A. All my white friends have been flipping the hell out about La Croix for like a year and I’m just like... this shit is gross, y’all.

On what grounds? 

This has never been more true. Youtube/Twitch/Steam ect celebrities are in a constant cycle.....post post post, content content content. If you stop, someone else will automatically be in your place. There is an insane amount of pressure on these people to remain at a certain point. So...as you said....it’s inevitable…

Having to do something for long hours every day while thousands of people watch you, and knowing that you can never take a break or vacation lest you risk losing thousands upon thousands of dollars in monthly revenue. That’s more pressure than the average bear feels.

Meanwhile, back in your day...

I hope Trump and everyone protecting him dies a slow miserable painful death of the worst kind. Saying this as someone who has watched half the people I love the most die the same way in the past decade. I truly, honestly, wish that hardship and pain on these people and those they “love”/”love” them.

You are responding to a bad faith troll who has managed to get itself ungreyed despite the new policy.  Nothing you say matters to it. 

A right-wing troll is saying nothing has been achieved, so obviously all is lost.

I’m not sure what the actual metrics are for a “blue wave”. I hate the term. But a nearly 40 seat swing in the House is something, no matter how wide and shallow you want to consider it to be, the country shifted blue. Again, it just seems like you’re trying to convince yourself of something when there’s evidence of…

State legislature control the congressional voting maps.  

And, even though Cruz won and it looks like Kemp is going to win in Georgia, both of those states continue an overwhelming trend to blue.  It may take a couple more election cycles, but if the GOP loses GA and TX as reliable electoral votes, they will have no choice but to moderate or lose, at least by 2024.  AND…

Meanwhile couples without kids are like “Oh, I just spent halloween in Zürich, the chocolate there is amazing.”

To all the kids that are watching, I’m sorry. I set a bad example today.

You should bitch-slap your dad and pee on him to assert dominance.

“This is a faked story clearly dreamt up by Communist Clinton and Overspend Obama to hurt Republicans in the midterms!” - My dad, more than likely

And since this has turned into a “My favorite Metacomedy” thread, which I’m totally OK with, I’m gonna give a shout-out to Gremlins 2, which makes it a point to tear Gremlins 1 a new one. (My personal favorite moment being Kate’s traumatic Lincoln’s Birthday story echoing the Christmas story from the first one.)

Never had Limewire, but did use Kazaa, Morpheus, and even Bearshare, which was just an adorable name. Also I never had a virus issue, but I definitely got punked a few times when an AFI song wound up being that dumb “Kermit getting high” sketch.