One major feature that keeps me from viewing an iPad as a laptop replacement is the lack of a mouse. (Full disclosure: I have an iPad, an iPhone, and a MacBook Pro) For example, I can’t imagine typing something on an iPad and then having to then move my hand to touch the screen exactly where I want to position the…

Meanwhile couples without kids are like “Oh, I just spent halloween in Zürich, the chocolate there is amazing.”

I’m pretty sure you just found Io9's new tag line. Take your damn star!

WTF, I quit reading your crap. We shouldn’t hang a witch because of race, got it. Don’t use POC unless you approve of how they are used, got it. Next time, maybe they won’t use POC, that is better right? Your article is one of the reasons no one move forward.  You want to drag everyone down to your level, go it.

Following the twist, their rivalry morphs into a story about a white woman seeking to unseat a multiracial, black woman from her social station—specifically by exposing the truth about her heritage. The term “half-breed” should be seen as quite loaded in this context.

To all the kids that are watching, I’m sorry. I set a bad example today.

Because Trump is a fucking lying douchebag who can’s stop tripping over himself to praise antisemitic bullshit.

But you already knew the answer then, didn’t you?

How serious are we talking about? Is it this serious?

You should bitch-slap your dad and pee on him to assert dominance.

“This is a faked story clearly dreamt up by Communist Clinton and Overspend Obama to hurt Republicans in the midterms!” - My dad, more than likely

Now that was some difficult 8 Bit flight simulating!

And since this has turned into a “My favorite Metacomedy” thread, which I’m totally OK with, I’m gonna give a shout-out to Gremlins 2, which makes it a point to tear Gremlins 1 a new one. (My personal favorite moment being Kate’s traumatic Lincoln’s Birthday story echoing the Christmas story from the first one.)

Or “Parker Lewis Can’t Lose” on FOX.

Never had Limewire, but did use Kazaa, Morpheus, and even Bearshare, which was just an adorable name. Also I never had a virus issue, but I definitely got punked a few times when an AFI song wound up being that dumb “Kermit getting high” sketch.

i approve of this list.

No, it is not.

You just brought up white people for no reason. Ew low key racism.

I use Pillow and I love it! It tracks sleep and acts as an alarm for me.

It takes a 3rd party app.  At least for the time being.  I use AutoSleep which has been quite nice and simple.

I heard so much about how great that movie was. I sat down to watch it at home and thought that movie was so bad that I turned it off. I didn’t care about Charles Theron or what happened to her. I didn’t care about the main character or the women that were with him. I guess that type of movie just isn’t for me. I…