Looks like I have to be the one to tell you this, but.....

tl;dr

Ah, there it is. There’s the unhinged rant. It hits all the high points:

I, for one, welcome Peeghazi and accept it as fact.

.... the Aristocrats!

I think they’re working off of some emails which indicate that people inside the DNC had started reaching out to coordinate with the Clinton campaign re: the general election after it was clear Bernie had almost no chance of winning but before he conceded. That and the Brazile email.

There is zero factual proof of this, and it pains me to know so many butthurt gullible morons live on my side of the political spectrum who believe it.

If you believe all that garbage about HRC you’re as big a rube as those who voted for him. You bought the right wing propaganda hook, line, and sinker. The fact that the DNC pushed for an actual Democrat as opposed to an independent should shock no one, unless they’re stupid. It became clear early on that the Bernie…

“America is essentially a 3 year old child.”

This.

No. Micro-Machines were amazing. Get out.

So you are partially responsible for Trump’s victory, then.

i don’t really get this argument. California only matters because more people live there. Should it really matter less than the proportion of the people it represents? It SHOULD matter the most, because more people live there. that’s basic math!

Sounds like we know which writer needs an on-location assignment to Minnesota in February...

LAKE EFFECT GANG. WE OUT HERE.

I support the DAPL protesters, and the governor, local sheriff, pipeline company, and the militarized police are real shitheads. I do see both sides: A lot of the issue is not because they wanted to cross Sioux land in order to continue on with the racist legacy of white settlement, genocide, environmental…

Yup. I’ve multiple of these conversations:

Which of my freedoms was Hillary promising to restrict?

nah

Congrats, you typed a thing an asshole would type and then didn’t have the presence of mind to re-read it, think to yourself “wow this might be a thing an asshole would type” and delete it.