I support the DAPL protesters, and the governor, local sheriff, pipeline company, and the militarized police are real shitheads. I do see both sides: A lot of the issue is not because they wanted to cross Sioux land in order to continue on with the racist legacy of white settlement, genocide, environmental…

Yup. I’ve multiple of these conversations:

Which of my freedoms was Hillary promising to restrict?

nah

Congrats, you typed a thing an asshole would type and then didn’t have the presence of mind to re-read it, think to yourself “wow this might be a thing an asshole would type” and delete it.

This is an incorrect take.

I think we just did... :(

Yeah, it’s much harder to take unarmed teenagers alive if they’re, like, jaywalking or something but kudos to them for this one.

Well I’m glad you don’t read articles for a living!

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

The Troops! Oh, The Troops. Who serve this country so that there can be only the correct forms of protest as sanctioned by The Troops. Who serve this country so that they can be used as political pawns anytime someone does anything other than hold a pep rally for America. Who serve this country so that ignorant people…

Using veterans as a reason to be upset by a citizen’s completely legal protest is a copout. The purpose of protest is to make people uncomfortable. The ugly truth is that this country was built in spite of and purposefully against black people in particular. I think his protest is justified, especially if it means we…

yeah, correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t all of those servicemen fight for exactly the right he just exercised?

I understand a lot of the NBC frustration, but I think this is ridiculous. People complain that they don’t air enough actual competition, and then get mad when they don’t show a medal ceremony in favor of showing actual competition. People complain that they only show Americans, but then get mad when they show a…

I read this whole thing thinking Laché Away was a guy and I never questioned it. I think it’s generally normal for any gendered person to not want to cause a scene.

These are all ‘shopped.

It drives me up the wall. I had things like reduced lunch as a kid, and now, guess what? I am a college-educated citizen with a job, who pays taxes, contributes to society, and serves in the military. You know what would have made all that impossible? Not being able to think in school because I was so hungry. So for…

Local Government: Dear developer, the public is using public parks and we don’t like this. Please remove pokestops so the public will stop utilizing services provided to them, by us, the local government.

No, it is whining. But there are 10 whinny Hillary supporters for every whinny Bernie supporter. This is according to my ultra scientific poll of my Facebook feed. Ironclad blue ribbon methodology. Don’t even try to question it.