Let's see...Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Zooey Deschanel, Lena Dunham (though I know she's not popular around here), Ellen Page, Keira Knightley, Kerry Washington, Romola Garai, Ashley Judd, Jane Fonda, Meryl Streep, Natalie Portman, Geena Davis, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett.

I mean, Jezebel doesn't say it's feminist either. So.

[A] "pick up artist" is like a sandwich artist, except much more embarrassing to sleep with and much, much less likely to have a footlong.

Personally I feel I was able to bond enough with my youngest child just having it inside my body. But you know who I was worried about bonding with him? My four year old daughter. I didn't appreciate how hospitals don't let kids into the birthing room and make them wait to see their sibling. It's unnatural. In…

There are few things that disturb me more than the anti-vaccine people. Or movement. Dear god, I hope it's not a movement because if so we really need to stop them. Anyone want to join me in starting the anti-anti-vaccine movement?

Our neighbors kept theirs in the freezer for like 6 months. Then they thawed it, dug a hole, threw it in and and planted a tree over it. It was a party. There were kale chips and quinoa casserole, and pizza with nut cheese. People played guitar and everyone was barefoot. Moms were breastfeeding out in the open and one…

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

I'm semi-recently sober (alcohol, no other drugs—I have a Xanax Rx that's rattling around one of my drawers because I never take it, and have never done anything hard). I'm in AA and going 6-7 times a week. I have a sponsor. I'm working my steps. I've been told by so many people never to even mention the Xanax…

When my daughter was in kindergarten or 1st grade we went to SF pride with her best friend and the friend's mom. We passed a naked guy whose junk was pierced to kingdom come, complete with chains around his waist. The girls totally lost their shit — LAUGHING. For about a year afterwards one of them would turn to the…

-Walking into the grocery store and immediately turning around on my heel to go throw up in the parking lot because the smell of produce was so vile.

Responding as the mother of 20 and 24 yr. old daughters, and let me tell you, if my husband, or any doctor for that matter, ever pulled shit like that I'd drill him a new asshole. You're 21, not 12. Once my daughters were 18 I couldn't even request prescription refills from their various doctors when they were away at…