This is how I prefer to objectify male butts. And...whatever else...

THIS WAS MY EXACT REACTION. My butt is a small butt, barely more than a pancake butt, but even I have cellulite. In high school, the girl with a big booty in my gym class had noticeable cellulite. I swear, most women must have cellulite... did they just take pictures in the only positions were the cellulite wasn't…

Dat ass!

That was cool and all, but I still would have preferred a bit more variety among butts. They basically had three kinds of butts and they were all still fairly conventionally appealing looking. Even the biggest butts on display weren't all that large imo. :\

One of my coworkers was trying to argue with me that war bonnets and sports names keep Native Americans in the spotlight. WTF, no they don't it just encourages people to treat us like characters with no history, future or relevance.

That sounds like my kind of Taco Tuesday.

Confession: my sorority has Taco Tuesday as well. We...umm...just ate tacos and bitched about how expensive iuds were.

I am a white person. I have literally never in my life heard another white person use the phrase "race card" (not sarcastically) who wasn't a racist pig. The only white people who use that phrase in all seriousness are people who are actively seeking out and listening to racist propaganda (e.g. Fox listeners). It's…

Yep. I had to hide a post about this on Facebook (not one of my friends, but something that popped up in my feed because a friend commented on it, I hate that shit) of some white dude (naturally) posting a link about this case and saying "I'm so sick of everyone playing the race card all the time." Yes, tell me more,…

The feminist intersectionality bit slayed me. I will happily think of her every time I get my shit together enough to remember to put on eye primer. She's funny, she's smart, she's politically fierce and she has kickass makeup tips? LOVE her.

but as always ATL does it better

Nope. Both are legitimate forms for pushups, though a quick Google image search shows that he was wrong according to Army standards anyway. What she did is switch from tricep (narrow) to pectoral (wide) pushups and back. Anybody who actually competes in pushup contests knows to do this. Also, for the last third to…

One time, when I taught middle school...

I'm crying. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. Oh god poor you but oh my god I can't stop laughing.

Ok, what follows is the story is the most shameful moment of my life. I am an awful person. No one, not even my best friend, not even my fiancé, knows this story. Here goes.

I was once a DJ. On my way to working an event in Westchester, I got really sick while driving. I have a really bad stomach and of course I was drinking a huge coffee and smoking, which made things worse. My assistant was sitting in the passenger side, watching me turn white, sweating and almost crying. If I could…

I think I can win this.