Just own up to it. It wasn’t funny anyway.

Anabel asks for various concessions to her feminism, including vegetarianism, and that he pee sitting down

She did everything right.

His dog is gorgeous. Look at those eyes!

That ass...

YOU FORGOT OLIVER. HOW CAN YOU FORGET ABOUT OLIVER!?!?

Let’s be honest, Nicki, you guys shot that video during the off-hours of Coachella after half a bottle of Hennessy. Maybe sit this battle out.

we are though.

The fat guy breaking a chair story is boring, unfunny, and cruel.

OF COURSE THE TRUNK IS FANCY OF COURSE IT IS

Yup, you’re right.

That’s all well and good, but what if I have roaches in my microwave?

I’m just gonna leave this here...

"I don't love you anymore, I just care about you"

bamchicabowowww! get. it. girl.

Ok, the couple in that photo is GORGEOUS.

I hope Cate Blanchett keeps that little girl the fuck away from Woody Allen.

those are not cartwheels. but this gif i excellent.

He has learned nothing.

Damn. Your game is flawless.