You can pry my skinnies from my cold dead hands.

At the very least you'll have to look at chocolatey testicles though...

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.

One of my roommates (who I'm technically subletting from) recently moved back in. I started seeing cigarette butts in the toilet and ash in the tub and my towels started smelling like smoke. So I asked her if she could please not smoke in the bathroom because I have allergies (and also, just GROSS.) Her response was…

Uh... you're living in a fairytale. the only reason there needed to be a protest in the first place is because all of the 'proper' avenues are roadblocked with an incompetent, apathetic administration and a seriously fucked criminal justice system.

*with impunity

Thanks!

Anyone have a good resource for staying up to date on upcoming protests in NYC regarding Eric Garner, Mike Brown, and the countless other Black people the police in our country murder without impunity? I want to show up but I keep missing shit.

Oh, honey...

1) Dear Amber: Your body is yours. You have the right to engage in any consensual sexual activity without being shamed or bullied. Some person acting horribly and recording you without your consent is NOT YOUR FAULT. THEY did something wrong. A yes to one thing doesn't mean a yes to everything else. You are not to…

This. I believe her, his actions are inexcusable, and I am sickened by them, but this particular comment is deeply troubling. I can see it being used as part of the narrative that tells us that white women are worth protecting and black women don't feel pain/do not suffer sexual assault and therefore are not. We…

Um, gay people being humans and getting married isn't a "personal belief."

woah, that's really cool!

It's a bad day, all around, for a guy who gets kicked in the balls.

LOL, the idea that it's okay to make sexual demands of and degrade women is not a uniquely Indian problem. You're simple.

Get your racism under control. Not a good look.

You can't be off key when you're rapping just like you can't be off key when you're talking. What evs. Agree to disagree.

Are we watching the same video? She's not even singing at all at 1:46. *shrugs*

Borscht hot or cold is fucking phenomenal and you are clearly a sociopath.