"SORRYNOTSORRY"

Wow... he's not just douchey or gross. He's certifiably nuts. Tay-Tay dodged a bullet.

Now that's an apology.

You are so many types of idiot.

THANK YOU. I can't even with the apologist commenters. I also suffer from chronic depression and this bullshit makes me want to kill myself too. [Don't have a plan/Not going to act, don't worry internet] And I don't want to overreact to your comment, but just to be safe, I have to say it: Please don't kill yourself.…

THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. I want to punch someone. What the fuck? Someone needs to write a letter to them. I would, but I'm honestly at the point where I don't think I can take writing anymore well-thought-out, punchy mini-essays to explain to people who do OBVIOUSLY TERRIBLE things why what they're doing is FUCKING…

"Don Draper's chest to Superman's chest: High five."

That last bit is pretty fuckin' weird. But God bless you.

SO. FUCKING. CREEPY. NOT OKAY.

Dude, what the balls, is that his voice? Totally takes away the sex appeal.

I have next to zero knowledge of how this works... how is he in a position to plea bargain?

I've heard that some women have also experienced erotic sensations while breastfeeding. Apparently it's totally natural and not that uncommon.

I hate to be a debbie downer about this, but even Made in the USA labels are not a guarantee of fair/ethical labor practices. I'd have to do more research, but my understanding is that a fair amount of stuff that's "made in the USA" is produced with forced prison labor (Victoria's Secret has done this). It is a…

"Getting really into Russia."

From her commentary on the 9 to 5 DVD: "I slept with the boss and I still got fired!"

"China has been running the world's largest and most successful eugenics program for more than thirty years, driving China's ever-faster rise as the global superpower. I worry that this poses some existential threat to Western civilization. Yet the most likely result is that America and Europe linger around a few…

This is the most uninformed piece I've read on Jezebel in awhile. NEWSFLASH: What's shitty for our environment is ultimately shitty for us. GMOs are fucking up biodiversity. We are screwed without biodiversity. I'm no scientist, but I'm also not the one writing the article. If you're gonna dribble out the whole, "it's…

Okay, these video games/memes are clearly terrible. They are racist, rape-culture-y, just generally awful. It truly disgusts me, I don't know what's wrong with people.

Girl looks like Dolly!!!!