Fuck yeah. SCORE for the war on christmas!

This works for me. I typically contact my broker to get the business CFO’s email and phone number, and then I communicate how I just shared my disappointing experience with the 15,000 employees on my company’s intranet.

90% of the time I get a call from the investor relation people who find away to make me feel heard…

“Remember, Harvey Weinstein isn’t the only asshole in Hollywood.”

It’s not super weird. It’s in the context of a story about powerful men in Hollywood treating women like shit.

Weird that they would employ so many underage workers, especially in an environment where they might be exposed to “nudity, sexual scenarios, racial epithets, suggestive gestures, profanity and references to stereotypes.”

I have always understood that Rachel didn’t have the same lifespan.

All for it.

Thanks Tom. Now if we could get the Yellowstone Caldera to erupt, everything will be perfect.

“Homeless guy walks up to my car, yells at me and says insulting things.”

“ she didn’t know she hit him”. Oh, okay, so your best defense is a reckless disregard for use of a fucking firearm? Like, I deal with a lot of homeless folks. Thanks to our broken mental health system, a lack of social services, and rampant drug abuse, it is totally possible for a homeless guy to, for want of a…

Counter-point: It’s not your property so don’t fucking touch it.

If you freeze your credit, then anyone who wants to use your credit to open an account with need a special PIN number.

maybe, and likely. but that’s for the insurance company to decide, not this asshole.

While being buried up to almost the roofline like that means it probably was going to get written off by insurance anyway, the fuck gives some asshole in a douchebro truck the right to feel like it’s ok to drive over the top of it? And that lamesauce excuse of “Well... we weren’t the first or the last to do it...”…

Yes. Now if only we could ensure that police keep their body came rolling without exception. I don’t care if they’re taking a leak, eating lunch, or jerking off while on duty—if you’re on the clock, the camera’s recording. (The court can appoint a special master to edit out unnecessary footage, like an officer taking…

Yes, why don’t flood victims just act like rational consumers and comparison shop for the best deal on water between price gougers? Let the free market decide who dies of thirst!

Some people have been trapped in their homes for days without food or clean water. Not sure how you can say that’s not a life-threatening situation.

Best Buy apologized so I’m not sure how you call that a lie.

They called the new plan a “shaky and unsustainable program,” and showed concern that if MoviePass fails, consumers will be left with the impression movie tickets are overpriced.