V4

I’m not hating! I’m just calling it like I see it, and things seem much more viable for Elio today than in the past.

I’d kill your mother to drive one too.

And then comes back home with 9 earrings and wearing weird clothes, to Grandpa’s eternal dismay.

Police had not been able to locate Darth Harrington for questioning at the time of this report.

His alibi checks out. Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tub Man was on route 2 in Weekapaug.

Police have distributed a photo of the suspect.

He is the Pope, so..

Being on acid is always a good thing. Except when it isn't. Then it's awful.

“...faster than a bull on acid tied to a rocket.”

Giving birth to Optimus Prime, the head is crowning!

“Lamborghini’s Advanced Composite Structures Laboratory in Seattle-”

Itsa boner

ex ter min ate

“Maybe riding the short bus won’t be so embarrassing when it comes with 3.5 liters of two-turbo fury”

My car is on eBay now. It’s more than $30K but you can’t cage me in with your rules Tav!

you just had to be that guy didn't you