This dude just won the internet. Seriously. Take it. Its yours. Ill let myself out.

Get out.

Young america edition?! That was a thing?!

Why does it look like Daft Punk did this unvieling?

You just saw a James May tattoo.

Whoa..... That looks insane.... Seriously insane.....

I loved that First Gen R. You could hear that thing 5 miles away. and the AWD Setup was slick.

It even looks like it's giving out a big giant laugh.

Wrecks. i think. lol

Ahh look at that brown line. Haha

Ill end with this. Lol

Something tells me this smart isnt going anywhere for a while.

That is steam coming off the chicago river. When it was negative 14. Around noon. This is a aerodynamically shaped by nature car. Haha

Its still cold. I live in chicago. And heres some pics ive taken. The trains have all had delays because of frozen switches. Frostbite happens quickly. And there are tons of idiots beinb burned by water because they are trying to get it to iinstantly freeze by throwing boiling water in the air. Ahhh Chicago....

We Need the RS6 Avant in the States.... BADLY.... VERY BADLY!!!!! COME ON AUDI! LETS US HAVE IT ALREADY!!!!!! YOURE GONNA LET CADILLAC HAVE ALL THE HI-PO WAGON FUN?!?! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE!!!! (ive had too much coffee this morning....)

"Does that mean that when he gets better, and we are all hoping that he does, that he will become an irritating little arse?" -Jeremy Clarkson.

Ive always loved SUVs like this. Able to haul whatever. Take the kids to school at a million miles an hour. Make a great noise. And beat anything off the line. Gas mileage is an issue obviously. And SUVs from this GM era were woeful. But come on. This thing is awesome. That price though... and that sticker on the back…

This is the best damn article ever.....

Dolan pls.......

Id buy it. Just so Richard Hammond could crash into it. Lol