Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate. 

wow another tesla cult comment. elon musk and his army of nodding idiots don’t approve. shocker. none of these have actually accomplished a damn thing in their lives, but they make time to bemoan honest criticisms of tesla, the single most impactful....wait, what? 

And yet Elon will never notice you.

You could probably say the same thing about people watching him playing Minecraft. I doubt that content is radically less tiring sounding.

There’s always a “doesn’t apply to you/that person you don’t like” clause with religion.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The Real America in all its repulsive, greedy, self-obsessed, deplorable glory.

I also don’t like the lotion feel after applying lotion to my face, that is why I have started using Sun Bum Sunscreen Face Stick (spf 30). It glides on (similar to deodorant) and is small enough to always have with you to apply more.

I also don’t like the lotion feel after applying lotion, that is why I have started using Sun Bum Sunscreen Face Stick (spf 30). It glides on (similar to deodorant) and is small enough to always have with you to apply more.

Biore is my holy grail! NIVEA Sun Water Gel or Skin Aqua Moisture Gel are also amazing and feel like nothing on the skin. Granted, they use newer UV blockers that aren’t approved in the US.

you know that no one is forcing you to watch ALL of them, right?!

it’s not like the MCU where if you miss an episode you might not know how Sam Bee got to be the new Captain America because Jimmy Fallon wiped out half of the other hosts using the infinity stones.

Correction. With its six shooters and shoulder pads, it’s a boxing cowboy football gundam.

“I’m a good person. I just like making people suffer, that’s all. No harm in that.” — GOPeons.

The best con artists know this well. They set up their scams so the mark ends up begging to be conned again and again, convinced their fleecing was just “bad luck” or a “mistake,” or the “cops” turning up at the wrong time.

This is what makes Trumpism work. This is the dark heart of our political moment. Even people who are tremendously vulnerable themselves, like Crystal Minton, support Trump because of his capacity to inflict pain on others they detest. The cruelty, as the Atlantic’s Adam Serwer says, is the point. [emphasis added] [htt…

Propaganda works. The Russians perfected it and the Republicans are learning from them. 

trump is ripping off poor right wing people and they love him for it. Why return their money? Call it Asshole Tax. The tax collected for voting for an Asshole. 

Yup. I don’t want anyone to talk to me about pitying Trump voters or reaching across to work with the GOP. They aren’t just dumb anymore, they are willing to cast the entire country down all in the name of maintaining power and a steadfast willingness to blow their foot off if it means that PoC will suffer more.

It is CRAZY how much these Trump supporters are getting duped, grifted, and fucked over by their own team, and even after having to go through their banks to get their money back, are still on team Trump.

Take these kids away from her immediately. Full stop. No “well you get to see them during...” No, you lost that right. For good.

This is a public service. Thank you. There is too much misinformation and conspiracy theories floating around out there.