"You couldn't taste it because I did it right. (Asshole.)"

If you really think that's the intent/likelihood of their use ... get a clue.

This is your occasional reminder that the WBC is not a church, it's a slip-and-fall lawsuit factory. They enrage people at difficult moments, get them to act irrationally, then sue everyone within a 500 yard radius.

Sorry. A perfume ban is ridiculous and it's the sort of thing I was glad to learn before I drove up there and got turned away because I, like many people, enjoy perfume. Btw, I'm allergic to it, too. Like my cats. And trees.

There IS. Cambridge is its own little world.

I am completely incapable of understanding the mentality that is required for treating restaurant employees like dirt. When I enter a restaurant, I treat all staff in a very specific way: like they're people. I don't care if someone makes less than you, I don't care if they work a job that you consider "beneath you"…

For the non-stoners who don't get how much of a clown this guy is: A rabbit can eat all the weed it wants, all day, every day. It will never get high. Ever. You have to cook the herb to make the THC active. Unless the rabbits have ovens or learn to smoke, it's all good.

Last year I wrote a Yelp review for a kennel that refused to board one of my dogs because his vet records list him as "lab/pit bull mix." The heritage of this dog is undefinable without a DNA test—that mix was a guess. I found him as a starving, abandoned, mangy puppy—no clue who his parents are. He has a very sweet…

I think people aren't realizing that no one actually cared about The Dress. It just gave everyone something stupid and meaningless and therefore harmless to yell about. It's a high stress world. Let us have something dumb to take sides on. We'll go right back to actually hating each other the next day.

I agree. This person seems pretty passionate about the job they're applying for and we're ripping them apart? If they can see how their experience working with brides would be something that would make them a good fit for working with domestic violence survivors, then that's their thing. But, I kind of see it. As a…

This is pretty low. A cover letter is supposed to help you show the hiring manager what you can bring to a new job, and this woman wants to use skills she's gained in the past to be a victim advocate in the future. This is probably an entry level job for her, or she'd be talkinga bout her criminal justice experience.…

"Spider tongue, spider tongue... Makes up for not being well hung..."

Here's my deal with gel polish: I love it because I don't have to wait for my nails to dry. I, without fail, chip or smudge regular nail polish within 12 hours, but my gel lasts at least 2 weeks if it's done well. I am lazy and impatient, and I am willing to throw money at these problems to look fabulous.

Birth control = not just medication for baby-avoidance.

No, but your bullshit "solution" to "just use condoms!" isn't adding anything to the discussion.

Just completely unsolicited advice from an internet stranger, it's probably a really bad idea to propose to someone you're not even dating. Why not just ask her to be in a relationship instead? Personally, I would be kinda weirded out if a close friend asked me to marry him if we weren't actually together. But I…

Sometimes it takes the glimpse of how ridiculously happy you can be to walk away from how miserable you are.

Sometimes it's not clear just how bad your relationship is until you experience something more normal. That can be a huge wake up call.