Here’s an earworm for your chewing gum :)

MA to SD myself. Would not go back if you paid me. Fuck snow.

I just ended up in a similar position, and honestly do not know what to do about it. One of my best friends told me she had cheated on a work trip and was now basically in a long distance emotional affair (sexting constantly). She and her husband were people we could feel totally comfortable around previously. I…

This should be WAY higher in the comment chain. Completely changes how things are seen honestly. Any couple making out with nonparticipating spectators would have me saying “ew. gross”. A small kiss to show affection between a couple? Totally acceptable. Either way the cab driver should not have said the things he…

I've swallowed hair before. Every now and then a piece will get stuck in my throat and I have to pull it out. I get the chills just thinking about it.

I LOVED that book. Mandy & Whangdoodles were what made Julie Andrews my favorite person. All the other things I love her for came later.

Seriously. I tip MORE if I can't taste the booze in my drink. If I wanted to taste booze, I would order straight whiskey. If I've ordered a mixed drink, I want to get drunk quickly and deliciously.

So at my office the partners have a routine for deciding who we'll bring on as a client. They take the prospective client out to dinner (who's already passed other criteria) and base everything off how they treat the server. Some partners have gone as far as to have the server purposely deliver the wrong meal, to see…

Her father wrote it, Lesley Gore was the singer. Gore would pay royalties if he retained any of his rights to it.

I know a lot of US doctors refused to prescribe Acutane. I attempted to go on it when I was around 15, due to some weird staph cystic acne crap that my legs break out in all the time, however none of the doctors in my area (MA) would allow it. And the ones that considered it would only move forward if I agreed to 1)…

They should. Especially where you have no proof of vaccination, so they're going to try to find out if he has records somehow. I just adopted a stray, and the first thing we did was go to the vet and check for microchips & other signs of human care. When he had none, we drove around looking for flyers in the…

I'm wondering what happened to not shaming women for their birthing choices......

God, I still dream about that thing and I haven't been there since I was little. I want an adult version of that so badly.

When Delia's stopped making my preferred flare, I took to eBay. I got a pile big enough to last me the apocalypse, and am still crushed.

I buy all my jeans from Delia's, because they are the only ones that don't make my princess skin get all pissy after wearing them for a few hours. I am crushed. I realllllyyyy didn't want to go back to the GAP.

It's too bad "Yummy Asia House" in Beverly closed. That was always worth a laugh driving by.

I worked at an ice cream store for 6 years. We had multiple shops through out different towns close by, and often would see the same customers at each. One night, a man in his late twenties came by after our store had closed. Since the neighbors were a pain, we HAD to close at 9 pm sharp. He begged us to open. We kept…

God help me, I've made the mistake of venturing across the bridge into Salem (MA) on a few Halloweens. It's one of the best and worst experiences in the world. Thousands of people in the strangest costumes, some amazing...and then these. I've seen sexy elephants,hot dogs, seriously you name it there's a sexy costume…

I would KILL for this. I watch whatever L&O I can get my hands on, and come from a long line of L&O lovers. Seriously, my mother and her siblings would have fights over the order of succession with the AD and ADAs through all the series. No ones allowed to look it up, and you have to go right down the line in pairs.

Th…

See, somehow I'm not surprised the basement is that creepy. It always seemed massively creepy, but that could have just been the random screams of nerd pain when a battle was lost.